Phobias

Have you ever noticed just how screwed up this world is from a mental stand point? Here is a short list of some funny sounding phobias:

Ambulophobia - Fear of walking (how do you travel?)
Anablephobia - Fear of looking up (wonder if that includes skirts?)
Anemophobia - Fear of air drafts or wind (is farting included here?)
Cathisophobia - Fear of sitting (if someone has this with the fear of walking, they are crap out of luck)
Defecaloesiophobia - Fear of painful bowel movements (It's taking a dump, it is not child birth)
Dextrophobia - Fear of objects at the right side of the body
Levophobia - Fear of objects at the left side of the body (If you are a woman with big tits and also suffer from fear of objects at the right side, then I guess you're in trouble)
Urophobia - Fear of urine or urinating (Not even Superman could hold a piss)

I'll add some more next time.

night-reaper wrote:Have you ever noticed just how screwed up this world is from a mental stand point? Here is a short list of some funny sounding phobias:

Ambulophobia - Fear of walking (how do you travel?)
Anablephobia - Fear of looking up (wonder if that includes skirts?)
Anemophobia - Fear of air drafts or wind (is farting included here?)
Cathisophobia - Fear of sitting (if someone has this with the fear of walking, they are crap out of luck)
Defecaloesiophobia - Fear of painful bowel movements (It's taking a dump, it is not child birth)
Dextrophobia - Fear of objects at the right side of the body
Levophobia - Fear of objects at the left side of the body (If you are a woman with big tits and also suffer from fear of objects at the right side, then I guess you're in trouble)
Urophobia - Fear of urine or urinating (Not even Superman could hold a piss)

I'll add some more next time.

Way to go. bought a smile to this tired old kisser.

Ailurophobia - Fear of cats (A little pussy never hurt no one)
Aulophobia - Fear of flutes (Depends on how one uses it I guess)
Autodysomphobia - Fear of one that has a vile odor (Fear of farting or someone farting)
Catoptrophobia - Fear of mirrors (I guess you really are ugly)
Chrometophobia - Fear of money (You don't want it give it to me)

night-reaper wrote:Have you ever noticed just how screwed up this world is from a mental stand point? Here is a short list of some funny sounding phobias:

Ambulophobia - Fear of walking (how do you travel?)
Anablephobia - Fear of looking up (wonder if that includes skirts?)
Anemophobia - Fear of air drafts or wind (is farting included here?)
Cathisophobia - Fear of sitting (if someone has this with the fear of walking, they are crap out of luck)
Defecaloesiophobia - Fear of painful bowel movements (It's taking a dump, it is not child birth)
Dextrophobia - Fear of objects at the right side of the body
Levophobia - Fear of objects at the left side of the body (If you are a woman with big tits and also suffer from fear of objects at the right side, then I guess you're in trouble)
Urophobia - Fear of urine or urinating (Not even Superman could hold a piss)

I'll add some more next time.

I don't know about that one. There's been a couple times that I thought I was going to pass out.