Memorandum

To: All Employees

From : Special High Intenstity Training

In order to assure that we continue to produce the highest quality work possible, it will be our policy to keep all employees well trained through our program of Special High Intensity Training (S.H.I.T.). We are giving our employees more S.H.I.T.than any other company in town.

If you feel you do not receive your share of S.H.I.T. on the job, please see your supervisor. You will be placed at the top of the S.H.I.T. list for special attention.

All of our supervisors are particulary qualified to see that you get all the S.H.I.T. you can handle at your own speed.

If you consider yourself to be trained enough already, you may be interested in helping us train others. We can add you to our Basic Understanding Lecture List,[u][i]Special High Intensity Training (B.U.L.L. - S.H.I.T.)

If you have further questions, please address them to our Head Of Training, Special High Intensity Training (H.O.T. - S.H.I.T.) program.

Thank you,

Boss In General
Special High Intensity Training
(B.I.G. - S.H.I.T.)

P.S. With the personality some of you display around here, you can easily become the Director of Intensity Programming, Special High Instensity Training (D.I.P. - S.H.I.T.) This is NO poo.

lmao!!!

C.Hound wrote:lmao!!!

yep sure did.great post.

OT wrote:

C.Hound wrote:lmao!!!

yep sure did.great post.

Pretty much the truth too. lol

C.Hound wrote:

OT wrote:

C.Hound wrote:lmao!!!

yep sure did.great post.

Pretty much the truth too. lol

Well that has been the case since the beginning of time I think.

So OK everyone, lets not all talk at once now. LOL

OT wrote:So OK everyone, lets not all talk at once now. LOL

WHy not?

C.Hound wrote:

OT wrote:So OK everyone, lets not all talk at once now. LOL

WHy not?

good question, anybody got the answer

OT wrote:

C.Hound wrote:

OT wrote:So OK everyone, lets not all talk at once now. LOL

WHy not?

good question, anybody got the answer

nope

C.Hound wrote:

OT wrote:

C.Hound wrote:

OT wrote:So OK everyone, lets not all talk at once now. LOL

WHy not?

good question, anybody got the answer

nope

Well if everyone is talking, then no one is listening.

OT wrote:

C.Hound wrote:

OT wrote:

C.Hound wrote:

OT wrote:So OK everyone, lets not all talk at once now. LOL

WHy not?

good question, anybody got the answer

nope

Well if everyone is talking, then no one is listening.

Sounds like government to me.

This whole memorandum fits the Obama Administration!

night-reaper wrote:This whole memorandum fits the Obama Administration!

scary aint it.