AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES
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AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES
AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES
To avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables--get someone else to
hold them while you chop.
To avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat, use the
sink.
For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a
few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer.
A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from
rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.
If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives; then you'll be
afraid to cough.
You only need two tools in life: WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't
move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the
duct tape.
If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem.
And finally, a daily thought:
Always remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
To avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables--get someone else to
hold them while you chop.
To avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat, use the
sink.
For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a
few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer.
A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from
rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.
If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives; then you'll be
afraid to cough.
You only need two tools in life: WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't
move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the
duct tape.
If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem.
And finally, a daily thought:
Always remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
C.Hound- Posts : 673
Join date : 2010-04-28
Age : 54
Re: AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES
C.Hound wrote:AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES
To avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables--get someone else to
hold them while you chop.
To avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat, use the
sink.
For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a
few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer.
A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from
rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.
If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives; then you'll be
afraid to cough.
You only need two tools in life: WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't
move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the
duct tape.
If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem.
And finally, a daily thought:
Always remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
Hey Dawg, got a remedy for staying out of trouble.
Re: AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES
OT wrote:C.Hound wrote:AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES
To avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables--get someone else to
hold them while you chop.
To avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat, use the
sink.
For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a
few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer.
A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from
rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.
If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives; then you'll be
afraid to cough.
You only need two tools in life: WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't
move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the
duct tape.
If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem.
And finally, a daily thought:
Always remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
Hey Dawg, got a remedy for staying out of trouble.
Yea, don't start none, won't be none. lol
C.Hound- Posts : 673
Join date : 2010-04-28
Age : 54
Re: AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES
C.Hound wrote:OT wrote:C.Hound wrote:AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES
To avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables--get someone else to
hold them while you chop.
To avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat, use the
sink.
For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a
few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer.
A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from
rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.
If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives; then you'll be
afraid to cough.
You only need two tools in life: WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't
move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the
duct tape.
If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem.
And finally, a daily thought:
Always remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
Hey Dawg, got a remedy for staying out of trouble.
Yea, don't start none, won't be none. lol
Heck that aint no fun.
Re: AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES
C.Hound wrote:I know.
You at your age are expected to be good and mature. However, me at my age I am supposed to be senile now and acting like a child is considered normal. I got it made.
Re: AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES
OT wrote:C.Hound wrote:I know.
You at your age are expected to be good and mature. However, me at my age I am supposed to be senile now and acting like a child is considered normal. I got it made.
It's part of my disability with my liver, it brings on encephalopathy. Which symptoms include dementia.
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