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AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES

Post  C.Hound on Thu Jun 10, 2010 2:17 pm

AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES

To avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables--get someone else to
hold them while you chop.

To avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat, use the
sink.

For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a
few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer.

A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from
rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.

If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives; then you'll be
afraid to cough.

You only need two tools in life: WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't
move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the
duct tape.

If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem.

And finally, a daily thought:

Always remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

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Re: AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES

Post  OT on Thu Jun 17, 2010 11:36 am

C.Hound wrote:AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES

To avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables--get someone else to
hold them while you chop.

To avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat, use the
sink.

For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a
few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer.

A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from
rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.

If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives; then you'll be
afraid to cough.

You only need two tools in life: WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't
move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the
duct tape.

If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem.

And finally, a daily thought:

Always remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

Hey Dawg, got a remedy for staying out of trouble.

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Re: AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES

Post  C.Hound on Thu Jun 17, 2010 1:57 pm

OT wrote:
C.Hound wrote:AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES

To avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables--get someone else to
hold them while you chop.

To avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat, use the
sink.

For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a
few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer.

A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from
rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.

If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives; then you'll be
afraid to cough.

You only need two tools in life: WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't
move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the
duct tape.

If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem.

And finally, a daily thought:

Always remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

Hey Dawg, got a remedy for staying out of trouble.

Yea, don't start none, won't be none. lol What a Face

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Re: AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES

Post  OT on Thu Jun 17, 2010 10:02 pm

C.Hound wrote:
OT wrote:
C.Hound wrote:AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES

To avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables--get someone else to
hold them while you chop.

To avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat, use the
sink.

For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a
few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer.

A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from
rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.

If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives; then you'll be
afraid to cough.

You only need two tools in life: WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't
move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the
duct tape.

If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem.

And finally, a daily thought:

Always remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

Hey Dawg, got a remedy for staying out of trouble.

Yea, don't start none, won't be none. lol What a Face

Heck that aint no fun. Very Happy

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Re: AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES

Post  C.Hound on Thu Jun 17, 2010 10:28 pm

I know.

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Re: AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES

Post  OT on Thu Jun 17, 2010 10:59 pm

C.Hound wrote:I know.

You at your age are expected to be good and mature. However, me at my age I am supposed to be senile now and acting like a child is considered normal. I got it made. Very Happy

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Re: AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES

Post  C.Hound on Thu Jun 17, 2010 11:02 pm

OT wrote:
C.Hound wrote:I know.

You at your age are expected to be good and mature. However, me at my age I am supposed to be senile now and acting like a child is considered normal. I got it made. Very Happy

It's part of my disability with my liver, it brings on encephalopathy. Which symptoms include dementia. Wink Twisted Evil

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