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Post  C.Hound on Mon May 03, 2010 9:58 pm

After a long night of making love
the guy notices a photo of another man
on the woman's nightstand by the bed.

He begins to worry.
'Is this your husband?'
he nervously asks.

'No, silly,'
she replies, snuggling up to him.

'Your boyfriend, then?'he continues.

'No, not at all,'
she says, nibbling away at his ear.

'Is it your dad or your brother?'
he inquires, hoping to be reassured.

'No, no, no! You are so hot when you're jealous!'

she answers.

'Well, who in the hell is he, then?'
he demands.

She whispers in his ear
'That's me before the surgery.'
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Post  OT on Tue May 04, 2010 10:56 am

C.Hound wrote:After a long night of making love
the guy notices a photo of another man
on the woman's nightstand by the bed.

He begins to worry.
'Is this your husband?'
he nervously asks.

'No, silly,'
she replies, snuggling up to him.

'Your boyfriend, then?'he continues.

'No, not at all,'
she says, nibbling away at his ear.

'Is it your dad or your brother?'
he inquires, hoping to be reassured.

'No, no, no! You are so hot when you're jealous!'

she answers.

'Well, who in the hell is he, then?'
he demands.

She whispers in his ear
'That's me before the surgery.'

One dead S.O.B. Evil or Very Mad
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Re: The Funnies.

Post  C.Hound on Tue May 04, 2010 12:41 pm

OT wrote:
C.Hound wrote:After a long night of making love
the guy notices a photo of another man
on the woman's nightstand by the bed.

He begins to worry.
'Is this your husband?'
he nervously asks.

'No, silly,'
she replies, snuggling up to him.

'Your boyfriend, then?'he continues.

'No, not at all,'
she says, nibbling away at his ear.

'Is it your dad or your brother?'
he inquires, hoping to be reassured.

'No, no, no! You are so hot when you're jealous!'

she answers.

'Well, who in the hell is he, then?'
he demands.

She whispers in his ear
'That's me before the surgery.'

One dead S.O.B. Evil or Very Mad

Yup. affraid
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Post  C.Hound on Tue May 04, 2010 7:44 pm

A man took his elderly father to a nursing home to check it out. He sat his father down on a sofa in the main aisle way and went to talk with the administrators.

The old man started to tilt slowly toward the left. A Doctor came by and said, "Let me help you." The Doctor piled several pillows on the left side of the old man so he would stay upright.

The older man started to tilt slowly to the right. An orderly noticed and put several more pillows on his right side to keep him upright.

The old man started to lean forward when a nurse came by and piled several pillows in front of him. About this time, the son returned.

"Well, Dad, isn't this a nice place."

The old man replied, "I guess it's ok, but they won't let me fart."
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Re: The Funnies.

Post  OT on Thu May 06, 2010 9:06 am

Get ready to laugh